You: "How are you?"
Me: "Good, you?"
You: "I'm good"
There I did it! Let's get straight into it then. (Also if you're not good then I do apologise)
I'm going to bore you with a long detailed description about me... Nope just kidding!
Pull up a chair, get comfortable and snatch yourself a martini, you're on my profile and I'm your host for this evening, we have some crazy quizzes further down and music! Now do enjoy yourself I've got to rush along, if you need me you can always message me ;)
You want to know something about me? Oh very well. I'm a musician, I do many forms of martial arts including sword fighting, from sabres to longswords. Also I'm related to Charlemagne. (Don't know who that is do some research xD
If you need me I'll be in room 505 in tranquility base hotel + casino, you can get hold of me on the batphone, and you and me can sneak through the secret door passed all the fools on parade. (If you get any of the references in this you have got to message me xD)
Place of birth: London.