I'm hailey. My favorite way to be greeted is with "howdy"

I don't use the "relationship system" so stop asking me if I'm single because the answer will always be "c. Does not apply."

I'm not gonna have a "socially distant" or "virtual" hook up, I'm not wearing a doctor's mask, and I'm not hand sanitizing every 10 seconds. If you're a germaphobe, it's best that you leave me alone.

Please stop asking to hook up if you live in New York, Florida, Michigan, California, or anywhere else that is 12+ hours away