Alright. So. I am a raging homosexual teenager with little social skills, and also one out of two openly gay men in my entire grade. So naturally, I went hot gay man hunting with my friend to search for others in the grade above and below us. Well, WE FOUND ONE. And holy heck, he was fine. And also emo. We stared at that hot guy for two minutes, and I looked at my friend, and I went, "THAT ONE." He nodded his head and went, "That one." And then guess what? We ran the hell away. So, throughout the next week, we went around every day looking for him, and eventually on the same day next week, we found him. Me and my friend followed him for 8 minutes up and down the stairs as he talked with his friends. As the time for class approached, my friend told me I needed to make a move. So, my gay ass of course ran up to him, yelled, "I FIND YOU EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE, OKAY BYE" AND THEN RAN THE HELL AWAY. I don't think he even knew what I said, my friend thought himself that I had said "Last night I licked a yellow tractor, I'm not five" and then ran away. Well, next day we found out he was straight and that he had kissed a woman. Oh well. I may add some more stories later, because TRUST ME. I have a LOT like this one. - Modified on:  Jun 4 2023

I feel like this is something I would do lmfao - Jun 4 2023